I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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