id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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