That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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