I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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