i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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