That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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