But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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