i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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