Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Randomize
