k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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