She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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