Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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