are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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