There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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