There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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