It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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