everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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