Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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