We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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