after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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