Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Randomize
