Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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