That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I could fuck to npr.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Dick very happy bro
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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