Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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