He kissed a someone with a penis
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
