it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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