I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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