Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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