oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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