my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Your cock deserves a montage
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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