He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
he puts the penis in happiness.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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