i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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