he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
