Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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