i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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