32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
