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  he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.

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• good he is not a cop,or else he would roll over in his sleep, call you a robber and taser the shit out of you

  Submitted by canonymous on Jul 22, 10 at 10:12am

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• Sexsomnia. My ex used to do crazy shit while he was asleep. It was hard to stop sometimes.

  Submitted by itouch on Jul 22, 10 at 10:01am

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• As in the gardening tool? Or did you mean "ho"?

  Submitted by ViolentViolet on Jul 22, 10 at 11:36am

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• Tiger Woods?

  Submitted by mide765 on Jul 24, 10 at 3:15pm

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• Stupid monkees

  Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 12:58pm

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• Beer dingo ... Stay away from here....

  Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 22, 10 at 10:42am

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• I think I used to hook up with the same guy...

  Submitted by freshwaterotter on Jul 23, 10 at 2:14am

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• I apparently used to put my gfs hand on my crotch in the middle of the night.

  Submitted by hurst on Jul 22, 10 at 9:27am

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  • because she wouldn't put it there herself

    Submitted by marsho on Jul 22, 10 at 11:49am

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    • NICE

      Submitted by RRstr926 on Jul 22, 10 at 12:35pm

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• Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin

  Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 22, 10 at 3:23pm

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• I'm crying laughing at this. It's awful, but oh-so hysterical!!

  Submitted by MinagiV on Jul 22, 10 at 11:53am

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• Haha this sounds like my bf :L

  Submitted by chloebbz on Jul 22, 10 at 9:29am

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• Dump him.

  Submitted by marsho on Jul 22, 10 at 11:48am

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