Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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