Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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