Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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