my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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