doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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