So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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