Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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