It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
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