Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
But theres a keg here and me gusta
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
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