We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I've blown a few things in my day
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Randomize
