DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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