i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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