she looked like the before picture.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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