I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
You took a bar mat shot.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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