i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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