I like to think it a success when the cops are called
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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