yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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