What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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