Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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