he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
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