he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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